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The HANX Cheeky Christmas Gift Guide 2026
From stocking thrillers to big romantic gestures, this is the HANX Christmas gift guide 2026 - with a cheeky wink. Forget root beer lip balms and dodgy novelty socks. Whether you're looking for a little sweet nothing, something to spice up your life, or sexual wellness essentials with a sensitive side, here's what Team HANX is hoping to be delighted with on 25th December.
Elves, take note... 👀
01. Climax Water Bottle, £35
Hydration is sexy - and even sexier when it comes in the form of cult book and ephemera store Climax Books’ pink Nalgene. Emblazoned with their signature logo, their water bottle is the only thing that’s going to help us stay hydrated during workouts, long walks, or those marathon bedroom sessions.
02. HANX Cindy Toy, £59.99
Our bestselling bedroom bestie is life-changing. Designed with our community, Cindy is our cute pink suction toy that gets five-star reviews for a reason. Discreet, powerful, and designed with your pleasure in mind, Cindy delivers targeted clitoral stimulation (air pressure and vibration) with 10 intensity levels. Whether you're flying solo or introducing a partner to the wonders of modern pleasure technology, this is the gift that keeps on giving.
03. R&M Leathers No Tank, £70
Say no more. Literally. This bold collaboration between our fave risqué outfitters R&M Leathers and No Inc. makes the point that consent isn't just sexy, it's non-negotiable.
04. Discothèque Kinky G Candle, £54
Cherry cream pie notes meet luxury vegan wax. Discothèque's Kinky G scented candle is an olfactory love letter to hedonism. With notes that are simultaneously sweet and sultry, it sets the mood without saying a word. Light this cruelty-free candle during dinner, during a bath, or during... well, you get the idea.
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05. Dave Buonaguidi Glitter Screenprint, £450
True romance comes with crumbs. Dave Buonaguidi's iconic "I WANT TO EAT BISCUITS WITH YOU" print is the ultimate declaration of domestic devotion. Forget grand gestures. Sometimes, we really fancy the everyday intimacy of sharing a cuppa and a Hobnob with the person you love. Plus, it’s very, very glittery.
06. Unndr Surprise Underwear Subscription, £26.91/month
Monthly deliveries of surprise, beautiful, and practical underwear? Yes, please. If like us, your knickers leave a lot to be desired, this is the gift for you. Unndr takes the guesswork out of replenishing your basics with a curated selection of quality lingerie delivered to your door each month. Think of it as a little love letter from yourself, to yourself, every 30 days.
07. House of Dirty Looks Soap, £10
As seen in the Barbican Centre's ah-mazing shop for their Dirty Looks exhibition. This zesty exfoliating soap is a collaboration between art, activism, and skincare. Wrapped in bold pink and black packaging, it's a reminder that self-care is resistance.
08. Cosmic Dealer Lavender Cacao, £11.99
For the adaptogenic-curious. The resident Team HANX insomniacs put this one forward. Cosmic Dealer's lavender cacao combines calming lavender with Lion's Mane mushroom for a bedtime drink that's equal parts delicious and functional. Sip it before bed, during a cosy night in, or whenever you need to hit reset on your nervous system.
09. Carne Bollente Eye Mask, £41
For deep sleep and spicing up nocturnal activities. Icons of camp Carne Bollente's silk eye mask features their signature "Passion" embroidery in rich burgundy. It's luxurious, it's playful, and it serves double duty: block out the light for better sleep, or add a little mystery to your bedroom adventures.
10. HANX Bestseller Bundle, £27.99
Our silky smooth Lube, sensitive ultra-thin Condoms, and a cute organic cotton carry pouch. This is the HANX essentials edit: everything you need for pleasure, protection, and peace of mind. The pouch keeps things discreet (perfect for overnight stays), while the products inside are dermatologically tested, vegan, and designed with your body in mind.
What's inside:
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Ultra-thin vegan condoms (because you shouldn't have to choose between pleasure and protection)
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pH-balanced lube (for comfort that feels like nothing at all)
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Organic cotton pouch (discreet, washable, perfect for travel)
Still looking for more inspiration? Check out our gifting and bundles selection and be quick to snag pre-Christmas discreet delivery. Your secret's safe with us. 😉
Happy gifting, from Team HANX x
