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  • What's inside:
  • Condoms: 2 x our signature, super-slick condoms
  • Lubricant: 2 x water-based on-the-go lube sachets
  • Premium: 100% vegan, natural & free from harsh spermicides
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Ultra-Thin Feels

Our condoms are VERY thin. 0.05500000mm to be exact, some of the thinnest in the world. That's the width of a lonely little  pube.

Formulated by Experts

Our Co-Founder is a gynae, so she knows her stuff. Our condoms are verified by the CE mark and undergo rigorous testing for maximum safety.

Vegan certified

The only animal in the bedroom is you. Unlike the Johnny Big Boys, our condoms and lube are officially free-from animal by-products.

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